Wednesday, December 15, 2010

 ilyarien 
 the egyptians built pyramids in honor of the guys who didn't get the jokes ok.
 ilyarien 
 a) stop using girl-metaphors and dirty jokes, or b) share them with the rest of the world..
 ilyarien 
 ..at the bottom of their soul with which to manipulate people better
 ilyarien 
 stop stalking shoes all the time on the man's dollar, for the consumeristic representation of the confetti they wish they had
 ilyarien 
 stop wearing fake-them, er, i mean, makeup
 ilyarien 
 stop wearing the pointy-toed shoes that deform their toes just to remind us there really are witches..
 ilyarien 
 stop flaunting all their spiritual fat to make it more intimidating, er, i mean, wearing purses.
 ilyarien 
 a) stop wearing pedestals, er, i mean.. high-heels

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